We were sat in front of this the other night. We didn’t camp on our holiday because the weather wasn’t cooperating and I spared my pregnant partner from the pain of sleeping in a cold tent.
On our return home, the weather improved, so we lit a fire in our back yard and roasted marshmallows. At one point my son kept prodding the fire with a stick. As all good fathers know, playing with fire leads to bed wetting (or so the legend goes).
I looked him in the eye and said, “Stop playing with the fire or you’ll wet the bed tonight.”
A good two minutes passed, no further fire prodding took place. I could see there was a lot of thinking going on in his head. He eventually broke his silence and asked in the most serious voice I’ve ever heard from him.
” So dad, do you definitely pee the bed if you’ve been playing with the fire?”
I almost fell off my chair.
Kids are great, and sometimes the subject of wetting the bed can make you laugh.